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Shopping with Mrs. Lachey

I had a dream last night that Jessica Simpson took me into a really fancy store to show me some stuff that she had just bought, and the woman at the store kicked me out. It was unclear exactly why I was getting kicked out, but I got the feeling I was being discriminated against for not being swanky enough. As I was leaving the store, I yelled insults at the lady and told her I felt sorry for her because she lived a joyless life.

Am I dreaming about America's favorite newlywed because I'm getting hitched in 5 days?