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Grassed Off
Remember last year when I ran out of my favorite perfume?
Well, a couple of months ago - I found some. There I was, minding my own business at the Gap Factory Store in Great Lakes, IL, and there it was - boxes and boxes of Gap Grass stacked up near the cash register. While I stared, open-mouthed, Jeremy reached over, grabbed two boxes and asked the cashier to ring 'em up. And now, once again, I smell like a freshly-mown lawn.
There is a God.
P.S. HAPPY 19th BIRTHDAY, PADDY!
Posted May 20, 2004 7:12 AM | On This Day: 2003 2002
If there is one smell I hate more than grass, it's the Gap version of grass. You stink.
I have some grass clippings you can roll around in and that way you could save some money for the wedding if you like.
I want some. Email me!
Girl, that's crazy! Now why you wanna go round smellin all funky and nasty like some stinky old weed?? You got to get yourself some of that perfume that smell like flowers. Make you smell like a woman, not some crop in the field.
Interesting tidbit you can read in the "Joy of Sex"... freshly cut grass releases several scents found in semen... which can be arousing to some people... which might explain why dogs like to spend hours dragging their butts and balls around on a fresh lawn...