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Forehead Aggression
I was rudely awakened last night by a shove toward my side of the bed from Jeremy. When I asked him about it this morning, he said that sometimes in the night I jam my elbow toward his face and mash it around on his forehead.
I don't make these things up.
Posted January 14, 2004 7:07 AM
That's the way it started with David, then it escalated and now he's trying to blame it on me.
Posted by: Liza with a "z" on Wed Jan 14, 2004 | ReplyLet's be accurate here: at least once a week lately I am awakened from my slumber by an insistent nudging, or perhaps even a downright mashing, of an elbow. Not just to my forehead, no, but to my nose, eye, cheek, etc.
And it isn't so much a shove as a firm repositioning. But you know how things might seem different in the middle of the night... Romantic? You know it. She's got the best elbows in town. I just don't prefer to experience them at 3:00am in firm connection to my head.
don't they have shelters for situations like that
Posted by: bill on Wed Jan 14, 2004 | Reply