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Overheard in the hallway this week: "We're not screwed, we're behind. But you know what? This is advertising. We can do anything overnight."

Posted January 8, 2004 7:31 AM | On This Day: 2003



Overhead while running past two girls one morning last spring: "Well it doesn't have to be a dildo..."

overheard last night: "well i know he seems retarded but hes our son and we are obligated to love him"
my parents talking about one of their sons......but which one?

Overheard while listening to Tom Ridge, John Ashcroft, and Karl Rove discussing the shit we're in: "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty, than those attending too small a degree of it."

Yeah, as if!

(Actually Thomas Jefferson to Archibald Stuart)

Overheard at Mervyn's a couple of years ago "Aren't these the cutest shoes" forcing me to look at this womans feet and notice that the shoes had given her an infection on her feet and it was oozing out the mesh of the shoes..

overheard in a movie theater ages ago: "Nobody ever sits in the front row." then, "I don't even know why they have one."

OK, on that note...

Overheard during a screening of Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring during the ending credits:

"Well, they sure left THAT one open for a sequel!"