I love the title of this entry. I've got to remember to click the comment link just to read your titles! You know, it'd probably be easy to display them somewhere.. if you wanted.

i like having them as a geeky little surprise for clickers.

it's like you're a rat, and i give you a pellet when you click a button.

I know why your crabby. It's the same reason I can't even finish a sentence. NOT ENOUGH SLEEP. We are too old for this shit!
Although - I had the time of my life (patrick swazy voice from dirty dancing)
Smooch - CJ

hey i've got a great line for picking somebody up at yoga. you see some cute guy right? and you say... "excuse me, this might be a stretch... but how about a date (or whatever)? genius eh? use that, it'll definately brighten up your day.

I might be wrong, but judging by your post you would be single ........right clark?

jack, i am so totally not following you.

what?

I followed you Jack - it's just that I-G would fall for that line.

Dear Irish girl.......

Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!....

Should I call you in the morning or nudge you?....

This is a test of the emergency pick up line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pick up line.....

I was just remarking that pick-up line was so BAD as to render one date less......

(of course, I am date less so what do I know)

oh i get it, jack!

hey, if i told you you had a great body would you hold it against me?

Sure... as long as you keep punning as he wax off... :-)

(I am still laughing ... and it has been 3 hours since I visited Bills blog)