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I'm Back

Omigod, omigod, omigod, OMIGOD!!!

The St. Pat's Association just called. Despite the fact that I submitted my application too late, and despite the fact that I missed the orientation on Saturday and the "Princess Pampering" on Sunday...I'M IN! They want me!

I have to go to a meeting on Wednesday at 5:30pm where I get my orientation information and a sash. A SASH! I'm going to wear it all the time. Even to bed.

Posted February 3, 2003 12:01 PM



This is a sign that it was meant to be. I really hope you don't forget us little people on your way to the top. Especially me!

Wow. I'm awed. I've never had any interactions with a Miss Shamrock, or Potential Miss Shamrock before. I do hope that you have plans to post pics of yourself in the sash that you'll be wearing 24/7 so that your readers can encompass the totality of the Miss Shamrock Magnitude. Huzzahs!

Photos...video...the ENTIRE process chronicled online with potential guest commentary. Yeah, baby! Huzzah is right.

Well you obviously have the luck of the Irish....adding some green hair streaks will render you unstoppable. ...............Hey WHEN you win ...Can I be one of your minions? I always wanted to be a Queen's villein


With you as my minion and Jeremy as my muse...I'll be the most powerful woman on earth!

perhaps you should get jack's offer in writing or he may try to refute his status as queen's villein when you transfer him to another... leaving only me! mwahahahaha.


I'm not sure that your being irish-girls muse, grants you seigneur status as far as I am concerned. However, even if that were the case, I don't think you would impact my day to day existence very much.

If you are doing your job correctly, you will be devoting 24/7 to... ehem..."inspiring" irish-girl.
This will,
1) Leave you little time (or energy) to order me around.
2) Put Irish girl in such a satiated state she won't care that I am drinking all the ale, and shagging all the hand maidens in the castle.

Ok I stayed out of this one for a while, but now that there is a mention of hand maidens I want in! In Dammit!

It's ok by me, but it will be up to the Queen. However, I have heard that she is a benevolent ruler and I don't need them all........at one time anyway.

no, I wouldn't have seigneur status, but she does. you may want to check -all- definitions of 'villein' before you sign that blood-contract! that fine print'll get you and eventually you'll be transfered to the non-benevolent, non-irish, non-powerful queen in that stinky little fiefdom across the border... and that would be sad. I mean, realistically, I'll need to sleep once in a while... she could just wake up in the middle of the night, with me unawares, and think, "You know, the hand maidens are looking mighty spent lately... hmm, I wonder... that villein always has a grin on his face... like a fox in a hen house..." and then BAM! into the next cabbage wagon over the border.

It sounds like a duel may be in order. At dawn, gentlemen. Bring your pistols.

..My pistol is bigger.....

I'll be the judge of that.

I bet you will...but alas I did not come here for a duel. I came for the hand maidens. And the possibility of doing some good old fashioned minioning...if that's a real word.


Mother: It's true, we do have too much time on our hands, but isn't it better spent here, than doing something that other kids our age are doing--like drugs, carousing, or becoming CPA's?