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True Story

This little tale will give you an idea of the neighborhood I work in:

Walking toward my car, parked in the lot behind Deja Vu (hundreds of beautiful girls and three ugly ones), I see two young boys walking North on Washington Avenue. They approach a man walking South, "Hey, do you know where The Choice Gentleman's Club is?" THe man shakes his head.

Turning around, I say, "You're going the wrong way. Go two blocks South and take a right at Sex World."

The End.

Posted December 20, 2002 12:43 PM | On This Day: 2004

 

Comments

I wonder what will happen to Deja Vu now that there are a lot of $500,000+ homes only a few blocks away.

Posted by: ScottMcG on Fri Dec 20, 2002 | Reply

The girls will get bigger tips.

Posted by: mopsa on Fri Dec 20, 2002 | Reply

Nice to know that Portland, OR doesn't have the market cornered on Strip Clubs, Sex Shops and places that purvey "marital aids."

Posted by: MK Ultra on Fri Dec 20, 2002 | Reply

Wait, that's not right. Sex World is only ONE block south of Deja Vu.

Posted by: Lucky on Fri Dec 20, 2002 | Reply

well, if you count the block that deja vu is ON (which i am), then there is another block, then sex world is on the next corner. technically i guess it's a block and a half.

and you're creepy.

Posted by: irish-girl on Fri Dec 20, 2002 | Reply

I feel inadequate, like a tour guide that doesn't know squat about the places he is showing. I drive past Deja Vu on a weekly basis, but I have never entered the establishment. Same goes for BJ's on the corner of Washington and Broadway, which I drive past at least twice a day. I never know what to say when a friend asks "So, what's Deja Vu like?"

Posted by: ScottMcG on Sun Dec 22, 2002 | Reply

Deja Vu is, in a word, depressing. In exchange for $15 you get the water or soda of your choice, and the privelege of ogling a naked chick whom you know is just there for one of the following reasons:
a) she's trying to finish college and this is the best scholarship she could find
b) she has a young child(ren) to support
c) her stepfather was a very bad man

Don't even get me started on the men that go there...

Oh, and also don't ask how I know all this. *cough*

Posted by: irish-girl on Sun Dec 22, 2002 | Reply