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Scroogin'

During the holidays, there should be special parking areas and checkout lanes for people who aren't Christmas shopping. People who just need a surge protector or some toilet paper shouldn't have to deal with the jostling crowds at every shopping area. They shouldn't be forced to theatrically roll their eyes and throw their arms in the air at the Edina lady who cuts them off with her giant LandCruiserExplorerPathfinder thingy because she doesn't understand how parking lots work. They shouldn't have to wait in long lines behind bitchy hypocrites who probably cry everytime Oprah does a special show on the "Reason for the Season" and yet can't seem to muster up the slightest bit of consideration for anyone who gets in the way of whatever it is that she really needs to buy.

I do like Christmas, don't get me wrong. It's the people that piss me off. And the parking.