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Woke up this morning feeling

Woke up this morning feeling like the swollen ass that those baboons at the zoo get during mating season.

I think this is partly due to a nightmare I had last night involving this person whose ass I'd like to kick. I woke up ready to kick said person's aforementioned ass, and I can't shake the bad feeling. The thing is, I don't really even know this person, but what I do know of this person I do not like. Every time I think of this person, I get annoyed. And the worst part is, my dream was about the person I don't like being the lover of this person I know...and I know I'm being vague, but I hope you get the picture. The dream fucking sucked. Except for this one part where I turned on my computer and somehow I had all this person's files on my system and I got to snoop around. Of course, then I saw all kinds of stuff I didn't want to see, so don't worry, I got punished for my dream snooping.

I've also been getting these mysterious morning headaches (this is my second one in as many months) where I just feel...off. Like my depth perception is slightly wrong. And my head feels not quite right, but I can't put my finger on it.

If this were All My Children, this would mean I had a brain tumor and would be on my deathbed within two weeks, causing my ex-lover to re-examine his newly rekindled relationship with his ex-wife, whom he previously thought died in Mexico during her hunt through the Mayan ruins for an ancient stone that could bring back the dead, but really the small plane she had taken crashed in the ocean and she was stranded on a desert island with the pilot, who was the illegitimate son of the town millionaire (a cosmetics magnate).

Posted April 12, 2002 12:38 PM | On This Day: 2007