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I just took a
I just took a sip of my morning coffee and a blop of coffee dropped onto my chest and trickled right down the middle of my cleavage. It didn't touch my dress or anything...just whoop! Right down into the canyon; I think I caught it before it hit my bra, though. Good thing the guy who sits next to me isn't at his desk right now.
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Yeah, that pretty much happened to the Hooters waitress at the weekend. She tripped and spilled an iced soda down herself. I figured she must have been wearing some kind of Navy SEAL reinforced Kevlar brassiere or something Âcoz she totally carried on like nothing happened. Or maybe it was just a scam to get bigger tips?
