I saw an informercial last night for a product that offers all that in one. If you're willing to date a 2000 pound machine with scissors, and a tax accountant attached then it's the perfect product for you!!

damn I know what you mean, meghan. Today has just been blowsville.

the secret is try to package them.

first off, date a rich/financially responsible tool. They'll give you a majority of what you want. They'll give you a massage, more income (they'll happily allow you to live with them/eat their food--thus reducing their cost), a house (because only responsible tools own their own place), less debt (see more income), a challange (because without a doubt they're kind of disorganized with their own life so you can have the honor of running theirs).

And all you need otherwise is inspiration. Which is somewhat innate.

I forgot about hugs. You'll get all the hugs you want just 'cuz they'll want to touch your boobies all they can. Which they kind of can through a hug because they're on the other side of your shirt and bra.

glad I could develop a life plan for you. go out and seek.

oh, another challenge. You'll be able to help them with spelling errors and html mis steps they make when commenting on blogs.

oh, another challenge. You'll be able to help them with spelling errors and html mis steps they make when commenting on blogs.

if only you wanted a girlfriend. I could have em lined up!