« I dare you to tell | Main | ***** he likes the broken »
Two things I love: 1.
Two things I love:
1. Alexander Graham Bell. He invented the telephone.
2. My car mechanic. Two days ago, when I took my car in for an estimate, they took me out to the garage and showed me each thing that was wrong with my car and told me why I should fix it. When I dropped my car off this morning for the recommended repairs, they gave me a ride to work in a 1969 Mercedes Benz convertible.
Posted September 6, 2002 10:37 AM
As interesting as all this is, I am bored by the extreme lack of ME in any of these stories, quips, diaritic entries, or whatever you want to call them. Tell them how effin' funny I am!!
Cool. Good mechanics are hard to come by. You should marry this guy so he can't get away.
Posted by: clark on Fri Sep 06, 2002 | ReplyMy father is my mechanic.
I've already told him I forbid him to die. At least until I stop driving.
He probably gave you a ride because he heard through the grapevine that you'rea slut. It's a small world we're living in, but as long as your loose morals work to your advantage, keep on sluttin it up, sister!
Posted by: Nora on Mon Sep 09, 2002 | ReplyWho is your mechanic? just gotta 1975 Volvo 164e in quite good shape in need of an honest caretaker.
Posted by: Nervous and Small on Tue Sep 10, 2002 | ReplyQuality Coaches on 38th & Nicollet: www.quality-coaches.com.
There's a 25% "slut discount" going on until the end of September.